I'm teaching at the wrong school

This is the cover of my student's notebook:
It says:
"English class is coming next. Are you ready to enjoy? It's fun time. Get it on!"

Then, next to the pic of the bar of soap with happy eyes, it says:
"I'm in heaven. When you touch me with your cheek, I slowly slip into you."

Whoever thought to get lines for student notebooks from hip hop songs is a genius. Korean school supplies are the best!